AGGIE   JOKE   OF   THE   DAY

to understand the present,
investigate the past
                                                                   

Two Aggies are driving to Houston. The driver suspects his turn signals aren't working. So he pulls over and asks his passenger to get out and check. So the guy checks and yells to the driver, "No, they're not working. Wait, yes they are. No, they're not. Hold it, yes, they are."

-- anonymous